Fay the Third

This is the third edition of the internet blog that is sweeping the nation.  Well, maybe not, but it is the third edition of this phenomenal blog that has yet to be discovered by the vast majority of the world.  But once they do...

Anyway, glad that you made it through another Halloween.  I can't say the same for the pumpkins on my front porch or the pumpkin spice party mix my sister made the other day.

I would also like to point out, since this is the third installment of this blog, that Shrek the Third was without a doubt the WORST installment in the Shrek saga.

I apologize for the delay, but I unfortunately do not have time quite yet for my review of this past weekend's KSHSAA State Championships.  Life has been busy.  I have been all over this great state of Kansas over the past weekend, I have homework... yeah yeah, I know, excuses excuses.  But until I have a chance to sit down, I'm going to have to provide some filler type information to comprise today's blog.  I don't want ya'll to forget about me.  So, here are some things I've learned over the weekend.

1)  Making recruits cry is an acceptable recruiting practice.
2)  Elk make HUGE stains on interstates.
3)  Wamego is home to possibly the most amazing barbeque in Kansas, a little joint called The Pit.
4)  Western Kansas really isn't as bad as I've always thought it was.
5)  Sweet and sour chicken doesn't sit well on 4 hour van rides.
6)  There are actually only about 26 country songs in circulation in any given decade.

Some Things I did NOT Learn
1)  Where my parents went for the weekend.
2)  How to scratch an itchy bone.

I also confirmed several scientific theories.
1)  The Distraction Theory-  Anytime one needs to complete a task of moderate importance, some distraction will arise.
2)  The Shrinking Kansas Theory-  You cannot go ANYWHERE in this state without bumping into someone you know.
3)  The Detached Ear Theory-  When you bump into said individual whom you know, they will talk until your ear falls off.
4)  Theory of Selective Disappearance-  When you need something or someone, that individual or item will invariably vanish from the face of the planet.

So, I know that isn't much, but I hope it will at least hold your attention until I can properly research and develop a review of State for the next installment.

Adios.